Rudyisms

Recently discovered in my inbox, a few more Rudyisms:

From September 2012:

When my pants are too tight around my waist my face really itches.

This watermelon isn't done. (not ripe)

From February 2013:

K:  What would you do if you had unlimited money?

R:  I would buy an automatic paper airplane folder. And then I'd buy a tiny ladder and a shrink machine.

From September 2013:

The boys were playing Minecraft when Cooper announced that he had gotten a “fee-ther”. 

Rudy: You mean a feather?

Cooper:  Yeah, but some people call them feethers.

Rudy:  That’s not right.

From October 2013:

At the dinner table, we were discussing what James should wear for his admissions interview to the MBA program.  The guidelines said business casual, but should he wear a jacket or a tie?  Rudy's suggestion would have made a memorable impressions:  

"An arrow through his head and a clown suit."